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[round one] Artist: thedeadparrot
Title: Untitled
Subject: Cover Art
Pairing/Rating: Gen, G.
Medium: Photoshop
Artist:
thedeadparrot


Title: Dark Water
Author:
delphinapterus
Pairing: House/Wilson/Cuddy
Rating: NC-17
Length: 23 000 words
Spoilers: None.
Summary: AU. Wilson has to do a freebie because of a mix up with a race horse. House is just getting back into the game and Cuddy finds both these ghosts from the past showing up at the same time. Things get complicated with two FBI agents are thrown into the mix and Chase finally gets a solo hit.
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Title: Untitled
Subject: The open road.
Pairing/Rating: Gen, G.
Medium: Cover art.
Artist:
thedeadparrot


Title: The Open Road
Author:
pun
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Length: 25 000 words
Spoilers: None
Summary: Wilson goes along for the ride.
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Title: Untitled
Subject: California King
Pairing/Rating: House/Wilson/McKay/Sheppard
Medium: Cover art
Artist:
thedeadparrot


Title: In For A Pound
Author:
deelaundry
Pairing: House/Wilson/McKay/Sheppard
Crossover Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Rating: NC-17
Length: 23 500 words
Spoilers: None
Summary: Two days, four men, one California King mattress. Sometimes two and two can add up to something more.
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Title: Dark Water
Author:
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Pairing: House/Wilson/Cuddy
Rating: NC-17
Length: 23 000 words
Spoilers: None.
Summary: AU. Wilson has to do a freebie because of a mix up with a race horse. House is just getting back into the game and Cuddy finds both these ghosts from the past showing up at the same time. Things get complicated with two FBI agents are thrown into the mix and Chase finally gets a solo hit.
Excerpt:
"We aren't leaving." Wilson tries his best steely glare and knows that it's failed utterly when House grins and pops a purple sucker in his mouth.
"We can pretend to be a couple. I'll wear loud Hawaiian shirts. You can have the straw tote bag and lisp."
"I am not carrying a straw tote bag."
"So when do we leave?"
"The point is to be inconspicuous. We can't do that if we're together."
House looks at him with big mournful eyes, "Are you still trying to deny our epic romance?"
"House we are not going as a couple and I am not wandering around lisping at people."
"You suck at this."
"We can have the same hotel if you're that desperate for me."
"Did I say that?"
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Title: Untitled
Subject: The open road.
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Title: The Open Road
Author:
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Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Length: 25 000 words
Spoilers: None
Summary: Wilson goes along for the ride.
Excerpt:
"Fever and chills, vomiting and diarrhea, jaundice."
"Oh, come on? Are you kidding me? Malaria? Don't play, if you're not even going to try." House spits a cherry pit over the side of the car and pops another cherry into his mouth.
"I was throwing you a changeup," Wilson lies. The truth is they've been playing Name That Parasite for over an hour, and Wilson has already run through all his good ones without stumping House once. His Parasitology is downright rusty. "You didn't say which kind."
"Plasmodium falciparum. Duh." Wilson looks over to see another pit go shooting out of House's mouth toward the grain silo they're driving past. The cherry juice has stained House's lips unnaturally red, and he's pursing them in the pout that tells Wilson he isn't being entertaining enough. Wilson has to fight the urge to pull the car over and prove just how entertaining he can be. Discussion of rare parasites would surely lose some of its appeal once he has House's dick in his mouth. Then again, in an open convertible in broad daylight medical guessing games are somewhat less likely to get them arrested. Wilson shakes off the fantasy and looks back at the road.
"We could try having a normal conversation, you know. Like you could tell me where we're going and what this is all about." A glance out of the corner of his eye shows House wrinkling his nose.
"You know, if I'd wanted so much whining I could have brought Chase."
Wilson is about to make a wisecrack back, but he sees House's face transforming with a sudden unholy glee and follows his gaze to a billboard that's just come into view. Bright red letters announce "Jackson County Fair" above a large orange and yellow sun rising over a cartoonish green field.
Wilson can practically smell the manure already.
"Oh, no," he tells House. "Forget it. Put it right out of your mind. No way."
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Subject: California King
Pairing/Rating: House/Wilson/McKay/Sheppard
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Title: In For A Pound
Author:
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Pairing: House/Wilson/McKay/Sheppard
Crossover Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Rating: NC-17
Length: 23 500 words
Spoilers: None
Summary: Two days, four men, one California King mattress. Sometimes two and two can add up to something more.
Excerpt:
When House started to wake, he drifted for several long seconds trying to piece together where he was. The mattress was harder than expected, the sheets smelled funny, and there was something odd about Wilson's breathing. Da-di-dum-dum: House was mentally humming along with the new rhythm, and then it hit him.
He could hear more than one person.
Wilson was Wilson, same as always. But there was also a huffing almost-snore, and an intermittent low mumbling rumble. He listened to the harmony of breathing for a few seconds. It was easy and comfortable, somehow, like a song from childhood, and he could have dozed off to the sound.
Except for the fact that he usually didn't sleep with more than one person.
House turned his head and opened his eyes. Oh. The other two people -- other two men -- were in another bed. In the dim light he could see them huddled on the edge of the bed facing him. Military Model -- um, John Sheppard -- was tucked tightly around The Yakker -- Rodney McKay. A vast expanse of sheet stretched behind Sheppard's back, unused.
House smirked and nudged at Wilson's right hip, which was pressed up against House's left. Wilson wiggled and then sprawled more, nudging his leg even further over House's. Someone watching might've found the gesture endearing or romantic. House knew it was war. Every night he and Wilson waged an intense, unconscious skirmish for bed space. A California King mattress had been their first joint purchase as a couple, and still the battle raged.
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